psych-quotes:

Relationships tend to move from one stage to the next without us being aware of it. One minute you’re nervous and excited to see the other person and before you know it you’re acting like an old married couple. Here are the stages of a relationship:

1. Courtship….

Sorry Tumblr, I’ve been so neglectful

On the bright side, my books will be available at major book stores soon :D

"Strong and independent? I’m neither. I’m just being pushed along by reality, whether I like it or not."
-Haruki Murakami - Kafka on the Shore  (via bokura)

mrmoesyzlak:

i don’t care if deadmau5 is meant to be pronounced deadmouse

he’s deadmaowfive to me

daddyfuckedme:

wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles

notyoudonut:

sometimes i get confused when people i dont know like my posts and i go to their blog and theyre following me but ive never heard of them its like huh who are you friend